Dark Helmet:  What the heck am I looking at?  When did the Hertz API site go down?
Colonel Sandurz:  Now.  You're looking at now sir.  The site has gone down for maintenance. 
Dark Helmet:  What happened to then?  When the site was working?
Colonel Sandurz:  We passed then.
Dark Helmet:  When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.  We're at now now. 
Dark Helmet:  Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz:  When?
Dark Helmet:  Now.
Colonel Sandurz:  Now?
Dark Helmet:  Now.
Colonel Sandurz:  I can't.
Dark Helmet:  Why?
Colonel Sandurz:  We missed it.
Dark Helmet:  When?
Colonel Sandurz:  Just now.
Dark Helmet:  When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz:  Soon.

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